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  • Mom: I don't know why this rug always gets pushed over to the side like this.
  • Me: Because its a push over!
  • Mom: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Mom: You are too much of a geek for me * walks out of the house*

idbha:

So this is the status of a hot 20 year old jock that I know.

afrosandprose:

tolzmannia:

There is this website called Thrift Books and I just got $66.90 worth of books for $19.93 (five books). Shipping was free. You’re welcome.

Yes! I just bought $82 worth of books for $17.85!

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

jamboreeguy:

blacktinabelcher:

Why is this Freddie from icarly

#ill gladly spend more then five nights at Freddies

krystal-cage:

inked-lion:

Things People Need to Know about Tattoo’s

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my respect suddenly quadrupled into the ether

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

British Tumblr Posts photoset #2

Want to see more country Photosets?

American Photoset #1 

Canadian Photoset #3

welcometomyroleplaydomain:

summoner-styx:

kruularion-the-spectral-consumer:

i-am-the-tide:

// IM A TSUNDERE

//Not sure Dandere really fits me.

((yandere. heh.))

The funny thing is, I’m actually a good teacher

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that

lancecharleson:

joeywaggoner:

squigglydigg:

 submitted:

Disney’s tribute to Robin Williams at the end of Aladdin. 

That’s… actually really beautiful.  Well done, Disney.

I actually watched Aladdin on Disney Channel a few days ago and not only did they show this image at the end of the film but they showed the entire movie completely commercial free. That’s how much they appreciated him.

Well done Disney, well done.

Now that’s some grade A respect from Disney right there.